Saturday, January 24, 2015

10 Reasons to vote out AAP forever

Elections are back in Delhi but the daily dosage of AAP 'tamasha' continued after May 2014 Polls and as AAP does, it has continued to be in election mode, whether or not there was an election around. A significant percentage of AAP's support, across India has been disillusioned even after the Lok Sabha elections in last May. Their free fall which started in January 2015, has continued till date. It was evident from the Assembly Bye Polls in Punjab later in 2014, when AAP lost deposits in all the seats, just a few months after stunning everyone by winning 100% of their (4) Lok Sabha seats from the state. But what would become of Delhi? Only Time will tell if Delhites are willing to correct their mistakes of 2013 or not but here are 10 reasons why they should strongly consider voting out AAP this time and making it irrelevant forever so that no other opportunist thug dares to fool people in the name of revolution.


  1. Surrender to Kiran Bedi  - Not once but thrice, has Arvind Kejriwal offered Ms. Bedi, AAP's CM candidature and she has rejected it all the 3 times. Each time during elections, Kejriwal would offer her CM post, after getting nervous by the news of Bedi joining BJP. In doing so he acknowledged that Bedi was and is a far better face for CM than Kejriwal himself and why not? Afterall Kiran Bedi was receiving honours as a fearless IPS officer when Kejriwal was playing peekaboo as a child.
  2. No Cliche No story - Last time one used to hear cliched terms like 'Lokpal', 'Swaraj', 'RTI', 'Raw Data', 'Raw Video' etc. Kejriwal had fed these terms to his Troll army who had mugged up these key words to answer any question that came their way. This time these words are missing but there are new sets of cliches, "Free Bijli" "Free Pani", "No Corruption". Well these new cliched terms like Free Bijli, Free Pani et all are as useless as the previous ones in solving the problems of Delhites which are (or were), high food inflation, Law and order, women security, Jobs for youth, business environment. Not to mention the Free bijli was never free and there was no water for many of them, let alone free water
  3. More hypocritical than the word hypocrite - Kejriwal wanted every one to resign from Reliance, HSBC and other corrupt companies. On his nomination, to flex his muscle, he appealed to all his blind followers to take leave and descend to his nomination venue. He, then cribbed about how his wife could not join him because she was unable to take leave. So the paid time offs or resignations apply to everyone else but to him and his holy family. He has a different set of rules for him, compared to others. This was just an example. My intention is to finish this blog and hence would not give more examples of his hypocrisy
  4. Camera fever - Not many of you would have read the story of the 'evil' aunt who was jealous of the beauty of her niece the princess and her obsession never let our out of her makeup room. Kejriwal has a similar obsession with the Camera. He wants to remain in news. Being in news is as important to him as breathing or drinking water. No other politician has ever been so publicity hungry as Kejriwal. He will do itemgiri even if he becomes CM again. to remain in news. A man whose chores are appearing for interviews will never find time to work for those who elected him
  5. What LIES beneath. - In my previous blog, I already highlighted how AAP ran deceitful campaigns about increasing prices of Cancer drugs. There is not a day which has gone by, when Kejriwal has not uttered a plethora of lies. To mention one of the many million lies, he had said during Lok Sabha elections, " I will never leave Varanasi. Even if I lose i will stay here and work". Any child would know how many times Kejriwal has gone to Varanasi since his one sided loss. If one can lie shamelessly in the name of his children, there is no reason to believe him when he says; "I promise to work for you now and not repeat mistakes of last time" or for that matter when he says ANYTHING.
  6. AAP School of certification - Well some have already faced it, but soon, everyone will. Once people start questioning AAP, they will be branded as Traitors, corrupts and agents of every industrialist to have walked this planet. Just moments back I saw AAP Trolls were abusing Bhushans (both Shanti and Prashant) for questioning Kejriwal. I have no sympathy for Bhushans for their stand on various issues but those who couldn't even stand by the Founding fathers and chief Chanda Donors of the party, will they stand with anyone else? Be ready to get a Certificate from AAP on anything you say against them
  7. Corruption - Yes you read it right. AAP is as corrupt (if not more) than any of the other mainstream party. Just because they give some fictional donor list on their website does not make them 'honest'. Their sources of funds are as grey as it can get. Fictional names like Gandhi, Jinnah, Nehru have donated to AAP. This is the transparency they talk about. It is a pity that other parties like BJP are too incompetent to highlight their fraud.
  8. Chaos -  AAP believes in creating chaos, dharnas and jams. If you do not remember those Dharna days of last January-February, you will do well to remember how their rowdyism and hooliganism affect day to day life of city dwellers. It is not a faking news that AAP Trolls descended in a hospital, when they were in power and forcefully administered TB medicines to patients who were not even TB patients. You surely do not want to face a situation where an AAP volunteer forces you to take Diabetes medicine, when you do not suffer from Diabetes just out of good intention.
  9. Ambani Agent - Guess which government gifted Rs 300 Crores to Ambani from the taxes you pay? It was a government which keeps calling everyone Ambani agent. They had promised to make Electricity cheaper by acting against 'corrupt' power distribution companies but instead what they do? Take a portion of the money from the taxes you pay, meant to build schools, hospitals, roads etc and give it to Ambani, in the form of Subsidy. And TV channels like Aaj tak, CNN-IBN which have significant stake of the Ambanis do give immense coverage to Kejriwal. Surely one has to be an Ambani agent to get so much of footage from his channels. It would be interesting to find out what Kejriwal and Co. did in 2013 after which TV channels lifted the 8 month black out on him. (Kejriwal was blacked out by TV channels from December 2012 to Mid 2013, but all of a sudden he started to get abysmally high coverage)
  10. And More lies - By now if anyone still doubts that Kejriwal is not a 'Jhooth ka Pulinda';, he needs to see a Psychiatrist and not keep browsing internet for consoling self about his innocence. Last month I saw posters of a survey by Total TV which claimed AAP to win with thumping majority, only to be thrashed by the Channel's Chief editor who refuted such claims to be 'imaginary'.

I am not here to support any BJP or Congress. This post is solely against AAP and urges the readers (especially those who are from Delhi) to vote out AAP and make this party irrelevant forever.. There are a lot of bad politicians around, we do not need more of them. We need those who can clean the mess, not those who spread 'Rayata' and 'Gandagi'. 

Friday, January 2, 2015

Media Terrorism overwhelms PM Narendra Modi

For 12 years, current Indian Prime Minister defied numerous bouts of Media's propaganda and deliberate campaign by a group of powerful Media Editors across electronic channels and print editions, who were infamously termed as 'News Traders' by the PM himself during his run up to the election for the office of the Prime Minister. The more they attacked the man, the stronger he grew. Thanks to a vast army of Online supporters who were well informed, rebellious and aggressive towards every Media misreporting for they had found an alternative channel (Social Media) to counter the propaganda. They would have expected that the Media misreporting would come to a halt once Modi assumes the office of the Prime Minister. They were soon proved wrong.

In the last few months, the kind of rumour mongering undertaken by Indian Media would ace bring fiction writers to shame. This report  gives only a small percentage of hit jobs undertaken by the Indian Media. The main targets for these reports other than the PM himself have primarily been HRD Minister Smriti Irani, Former Health Minister Harshvardhan and even non political entities which have a leaning towards the Modi govt. Scores of examples are there when Media tried to either blow any particular issue out of proportion, creating a mountain out of a molehill or completely misreport a particular item. I will select a few of these and analyze them.

Some critical issues, grossly mishandled by Indian Media recently

  1. Conversion Row - The conversion row which stormed the Parliament was the umpteenth instance where one could see a clear nexus between Opposition parties and the Media Terrorists working in tandem. Lopsided debate would hog the limelight of the prime time shows. The same would be used to create an uproar in Parliament and that in turn would feed media reporting subsequently. This was a vicious cycle of sorts. Media got exposed here on 2 counts. First, their desperate attempt to link the Conversion row with the rise of Hindu extremism. Anyone who knows how to use Google would know that such events are mundane stuff. Even in 2013, 2012 and the years before that, the Hinduwadi organizations have been executing 'reconversions' of people who mostly followed Christianity or Islam. Media cannot get benefit of doubt on this for not knowing about this because ordinary citizens like me know about these 'reconversions' through Archived articles of Media websites so it is a foregone conclusion that those who have reported these events in the past (albeit with far lesser coverage than now) would definitely know about these events and their attempt to link it to the rise of Hindu extremism, at best reeks of some foul play. Second, their silence on similar conversions over the last 60 years from Hinduism to Christianity/Islam and not question the conversions of other institutions , Christian Missionaries to be specific and there much ambitious PROJECT JOSHUA, using Money, Power and deception; is enough to infer that Media is playing to the agenda and not reporting properly
  2. Black Money Handling - To be honest, I have not been very happy about the way, Modi govt. has gone about the Black Money issue. However there is no reason to question their integrity and honesty at this point. The process they have adopted is slow and bureaucratic in nature and there might still be a long way to go before black money is retrieved. However the Media reporting on this was something which BJP never promised. They have allowed opposition parties to highlight a fake claim of bringing money within 100 days, which PM or any of his colleagues never promised. Moreover, they tried to blow the Supreme Court's comments on this issue out of proportions, without showing the actual official judgement from the Hon'ble Court. The Media again, appears to be working on an agenda and would somehow want to make it appear that the current Govt. has been a failure in just 100 days of assuming office.
  3. HRD & Health Ministries hitjobs - From running stories like "Health Budget has been cut mid year" to "Prices of essential drugs have been raised by 10 times", Media has pioneered the art of 'Fiction News reporting, because none of these news were true. Coming to HRD Ministry, Media's ill intentions were discovered at an early stage when they tried to create a non existent fire of 'Saffronization of Indian Education". From reports like "Non Veg food banned in IIT" to "Schooling compulsory on Christmas Day", not only has the media indulged in false reporting, but also deliberately trying to give issues a communal colour. For example 25th December was chosen as 'Good Governance Day' because it happens to be former PM and BJP patron AB Vajpayee's birthday along with the birthday of Mahamana Pandit Madan Mohan Malviya, but many renowned journalists and editors tried to give it a communal colour by linking it with 'Christmas being hijacked by Hinduwadis'. It can only be left to one's imagination as to why did Media choose these 2 ministers. One of them fought Rahul Gandhi in Amethi, while other fought Arvind Kejriwal in Delhi 2013, both of them were pushed and publicized by the Media beyond measure during Elections. Was there any agenda behind hitting these 2 ministers, is something only they can tell
  4. Attack on the Security Apparatus - The lesser said about this issue, the better. Media wanted Press conferences to be conducted by PM on Chinese incursions and Pakistani ceasefire violations on the Border. Such a situation becomes a devil-ditch situation for the governments. They cannot say anything publicly on acts against rival nations to maintain plausible deniability and simultaneously, they cannot deny inaction before their public as well. Under such a situation, it is the duty of the Media to play along with the govt. However Media made multiple attempts to trap the govt. on these issues. The admission of such acts would lead India to a war like situation before Chine/Pakistan. The deniability of such acts would make the local populace fill with agony against Govt's inactions. Again Media chose to dictate agenda, for entities best known to them.

Almost 8 months have passed but the Indian Media, by and large continues to present views as news. The shift of regime at the centre has had little affects on their loyalty. One can think of 3 possible reasons for this

  1. Media Leanings -  The example (1) above gives the feeling that Indian Media by and large is Left leaning, Anti Hindu and Anti Development. There may be Nationalist elements in its fold but in the current situation, the important and powerful positions in the Media is being occupied by Leftists who want to create the fear psychosis of 'Hindu Fundamentalists' destroying their 'Idea of India'
  2. Link with Enemies -  Media's tie ups with foreign agencies, especially of Pakistan cannot be ruled out. If one carefully analyzes the stand taken by prominent Indian Journos and Anti India forces such as Lashkar -e- Taiyabba, JuD, ISI etc, they are found to be exactly the same. Be it the plight of forcefully exiled Kashmiri Hindus, Indian Army, War on Terrorism or Narendra Modi
  3. Pressure of the Powerful -  It is possible that Media is not doing these intentionally but out of threat and pressure from those who would lose politically, monetarily and otherwise if such sort of reporting is not done.
What Steps should the Narendra Modi government take to counter Media terrorism?

In my views, Narendra Modi should stop acting like Vajpayee or Nehru and start acting like Sardar Patel for which he was elected. Some of these steps would be to.

  1. Pass strict laws and impose laws on Media, allowing government to take stern action on cases pertaining to Internal Security threats due to misreporting
  2. Set example by acting against Corrupt channels (for example shutting down a TV channel for its Tax Frauds will make other channels fall in line)
  3. File a horde of lawsuits against all those who have indulged in Media Terrorism and make them pay for it financially.
  4. Do not allow Cabinet Ministers to give random interviews. Ministry should have only 1 official press briefing channels with no direct access of any Minister to any journalist
Other steps would include

  1. Ensure that PM Modi, does not play to the agenda of Media. In a survey Modi was described as 'loved by millions and hated by hundreds'. He would do well to not risk the love of these millions by trying to impress those hundreds who hate him
  2. Use the mandate to take stern actions and set examples. Play it smart and not allow Media to force actions of rogue elements to officials
  3. Modi has got votes not just for Development, but to strengthen Secularism of the country. He should make honest efforts to bridge the disparity by working on the real agendas of majority community (Kashmiri Hindus, bringing equal laws for all)which has been oppressed for centuries
  4. Also break the backbone of Media by starting investigations against the Corrupt politicians who act as lifelines to the Media terrorists.

Modi did not reach where he is because of the Media. he reached there, in spite of it and with the support of millions of his followers. Riding 2 boats may not bring him to shore. He has to choose wisely and the one which has been a proven success formula for him.

Saturday, June 29, 2013

A Sarcasm on Indian Secularism

It has been almost 66 years; we celebrated freedom from the British. But how bad things still are, can be ascertained by the fact that, 95% of the Indian population still lives in Malaria endemic areas. The problem persists now in all seasons, for the mosquitoes have acclimatized themselves in extreme weather conditions. In the holy city of Haridwar, a billion strong swarm of mosquitoes started to wreck havoc on the local citizens. Large scale diseases such as Malaria, Dengue etc started to spread. The citizens were concerned about their health and deteriorating hygiene conditions in the city. A group of 5 self appointed people decided to meet CM Akhilesh Yadav as the Municipal Corporation had proved to be ineffective in dealing with the situation and seek a permanent solution to this menace. They hoped that the CM would provide them an apt solution, but instead he gifted them a Mosquito Spray (which had already proved ineffective) with pictures of CM and his father below the nozzle. CM also said that he had promised to work for the development of Minorities of the State, since the area of Haridwar which was mosquito affected, hardly had any minorities, the young CM wasn't too keen on addressing those issues.
The group then decided to meet PM Manmohan Singh, hoping for a solution. In order to fix a meeting, they took help of an online petition form, requesting the PM to allot his precious time for a meeting with the group. The online petition was signed by 1.5 million citizens of Haridwar. When this information came to Shashi Tharoor, he tweeted "There cannot be 1.5 million Indians whose blood would have been sucked. I am sure either that the people are fake or their blood is fake". After a lot of struggle the group was able to meet PM. There was a long discussion, where the group explained in lengths, the problems faced by them. The PM listened patiently without opening his mouth; then signalled the group to call on his mobile. When one of them called, the ringtone was a song with the words, "Hazaron Solutions se achhi hai meri khamoshi" The group hoped that now only God could help them and God did help them. Winter descended in Haridwar. Most of the mosquitoes died due to the chill, the remaining went to hibernation. Only 1 mosquito whose name was 'M' remained; M too migrated to Azamgarh, as Haridwar was too cold for it to survive.
'M' was hungry for days as it had spent days without food (blood) and water on its way to Azamgarh. Once it reached Azamgarh, it started feasting upon the local populace. It also started breeding and once again the population of Mosquitoes started increasing. The 'majority' of the population in Azamgarh was 'Minority'. The mosquito started gaining popularity for its seemingly immortal life, as it never died of anything and just kept feasting on people's blood. Famous news anchor Sagarika Ghose wanted to cover the story, but was too scared of 'M'. Hence she let her cameraman go there alone and record the video of 'M' biting people and upload it on YouTube. Ms. Ghose used internet to see the video of 'M' on YouTube and gave 'M' a new name, 'Internet Mosquito'. Thanks to the intense media coverage, the news spread across the country like a wildfire and also reached Delhi & Hyderabad. Home Minister Shinde felt that this mosquito had been bred in RSS terror camps, as it left Haridwar and started sucking the blood of people in Azamgarh. He called the mosquito a 'Saffron mosquito'. Although he could not do anything to get that mosquito eliminated. Down south in Hyderabad, MIM MLA Akbaruddin Owaisi was furious on Home Minister Shinde's inaction. He called upon the 150 Crore Muslims across the world and asked them to spare '15 minutes' each, so that this enemy could be eliminated.
Digvijay Singh and famous Bollywood film director Mahesh Bhatt, called it an RSS conspiracy and demanded elimination of mosquito by using Nuclear Bomb. Amaresh Mishra tweeted that, the mosquito was a rapist and a murderer as it had sucked the blood of many innocent women and must be eliminated. Meanwhile, CM Akhilesh Yadav, upon instructions of his father created a special task force to end the nemesis of 'M'. Laloo Yadav advised him to use a poisoned 'fodder' as a bait, but 'M' consumed only blood, so it would mean poisoning someone's blood, leaving him dead. Hence this option was ruled out. NDTV reporter Barkha Dutt saw unimaginable things. She saw the mosquito getting inside human bodies. "The mosquito also sucked the blood of an unborn foetus by getting inside the mother's womb", she reported. Student activists in JNU started protesting against this. They started a 'Mosquito elimination' campaign in New Delhi. They went on streets of Delhi to kill the Delhi mosquitoes as UP mosquito 'M' was beyond their reach. Suddenly one of the Comrades crushed a fat mosquito and red blood spilled out. They got confused seeing the 'Red' colour and abandoned their campaign midway. A day later, there was a sensational leak from cable Wiki leaks. It said that Congress PM aspirant Rahul Gandhi considered the threat of 'M' in India to be bigger than any form of terror, law & order, healthcare, defense, internal security and the worsening economic situation of the country. After a lot of efforts, 'M' was captured and was to be presented before a Court of Law, for spilling so much Blood. Years went by but Police was yet to file a charge sheet and present 'M' before a court of law.
All the news channels prime time were devoted to 'M' and lots of discussion went by to suggest what should be done with 'M', so that such an act is never committed in future. Mamta Bannerjee demanded passing a special law in the Parliament, which would block the entry of Mosquitoes in 'Special Minority Zones'. While all the intellectuals of the country were busy thinking an apt punishment for the mosquito 'M', there was a sudden turn of events. Shahi Imam of Jama Masjid, issued a Fatwa, saying that the mosquito 'M' had drank a lot of Muslim blood and hence more muslim blood flew in his veins than any other and therefore, should be considered one among the Minority. Leader of Opposition, Ms. Sushma Swaraj said that mosquito had no colour. It was neither saffron, nor green, it was just black and she cursed Home Minister Shinde for painting the issue with any particular colour. Home Minister Shinde was looking for corners, and retaliated that it was Manishankar Aiyer who filled his mind with that crap. He regretted his statement of 'saffron mosquito' and by mistake, instead of saying black, said that the mosquito was 'red' in colour. Upon hearing this, the Communists started raising Anti Shinde Slogan. A confused and apologetic Shinde didn't realize what just happened. So the parliament got adjourned for 1 week. Justice Katju wept a lot and wrote an emotional letter to the President of India. In his letter, he requested the President to pardon the mosquito as it had suffered a lot in prison. Further it had a family and 'M' was immature so it should be pardoned. Social Activist Arundhati Roy suddenly woke up from her slumber and started protesting over violation of 'Mosquito Rights' of 'M'.
Ram Vilas Paswan, who last won any kind of election over 2 decades ago backed Katju and went a step further ahead. He gave an interview to Dainik Jagran and said that his party LJP, which had zero MPs in parliament and zero MLAs in Bihar Legislative Assembly would support that party which fielded 'M' as the Prime Ministerial Candidate in the coming Lok Sabha elections. Laloo Yadav who once had devised a plot to eliminate 'M', now welcomed Paswan's statement and said that the next PM should be someone with Secular credentials. Nitish Kumar, opposed him on naming 'M' as the next PM candidate, but supported that the PM must have Secular credentials. Later on he gave conditional support to 'M' saying that if 'M', provided a special status for backward state Bihar, his party would support his PM candidature. Mulayam Singh Yadav neither supported, nor opposed 'M'. He just said that the next PM would be from Uttar Pradesh (Interestingly both 'M' and Mulayam are from Uttar Pradesh). His son, CM Akhilesh Yadav, released all the mosquitoes who were captured by the UP police earlier, as a mark of respect to 'M'. Mayawati wanted to hoist the Indian flag from Red Fort, but sacrificed her pursuit for power and supported 'M' under the conditions that, 'M' would appoint a 'Dalit' as his deputy PM and that he would carve an elephant statue made of pure marble and bigger than the Taj Mahal in the city of Agra. TDP chief and former Andhra CM Chandra Babu Naidu, started joining forces with various regional parties to form a 'Third Front' with 'M' as its PM face. No sooner did he start the process than his dreams were deflated by Digvijay Singh, who said that in past and in future, no Third Front can stand without Congress support.
Arvind Kejriwal conducted a press conference and exposed seventy thousand politicians who were corrupt. He then said that 'M' was innocent and his party workers would do an indefinite fast in Jantar Mantar to protest M's arrest and name him the unanimous PM without any elections. His party colleague, Prashant Bhushan voiced similar opinions and blamed intelligence agency RAW for maligning 'M' which was innocent. Sagarika Ghose was sweating in a TV program and was quite nervous, if 'M' became PM, he might trouble her as she had once named him 'Internet Mosquito'. Well known 'Historian' Ramchanda Guha fully supported 'M' to be the PM candidate. He said that there was only one criterion which he wanted to see in a PM was; "He must neither be from the Gandhi family nor Narendra Modi". Social Activist Arundhati Roy too supported 'M' for the top job but she had a long list of demands. She wanted that as soon as 'M' becomes the PM, he must give away; Jammu & Kashmir, Punjab and Rajasthan to Pakistan; Uttar Pradesh, Himachal Pradesh, Arunachal Pradesh and Uttarakhand to China; entire North East to Myanmar; West Bengal to Bangladesh; Tamil Nadu to Sri Lanka and Jharkhand, Orissa, Chhattisgarh and Andhra Pradesh as a separate country to the Naxalites. Whatever remained could be considered as the territory of India. When we last heard from Rahul Gandhi, he was practicing to develop some wings on his body. Someone told him that a bee could become a PM, a mosquito could become a PM but he could not. He thought both bee and mosquito had 1 feature in common, 'wings', hence this urgency to develop wings on his body. 'M' was slowly and steadily gaining popularity and was on course to become India's next PM; While he continued to suck the blood of Hindus and Muslims alike, no one seemed to have a problem with this.
I saw this all and went to sleep after tuning on my radio, which was playing my favourite Nana Patekar song, "Ek Secularization S**** Machhar ko PM bana deta hai".
Author : Suyash Bharadwaj | Follow the writer twitter.com/Suyash75 | Disclaimer: This story is just a work of imagination. While the characters exist in real Life, they are just used here to strengthen the course and connect of the story. Any character mentioned in this story has no relation with this story in any form. The story is just a comic analysis of the various problems we face as a society.

Friday, June 14, 2013

An Ideal Worship

Some of us believe in God while others don’t. For those of us who believe, we try to meet Him and attain ‘Moksh’ (Salvation). One of the ways to reach God is to pray/worship. Different Religions do practice different forms of worship. Sanatan Dharm (Hinduism) is arguably the oldest religion of this world but what sets it apart from others is not its antiquity but its rich cultural heritage and the diverse and flexible methods of practice. There are several ways to reach God in Hinduism. As per the Hindu belief system, each living organism has an ‘Aatma’ (Soul) which is immortal while its body is mortal. A soul undergoes periodic cycle of Life and death. While the soul remains immortal, the body is mortal and once its time is up, the soul leaves the body and acquires a new one, very much in the same way as we replace our old clothes with new ones. The cycle of acquiring new bodies and leaving it continues until the Soul attains salvation from this Life-Death cycle and merges with the Paramatma (The Eternal Soul). Each living being has its own way of attaining Salvation from the earthly affairs and to reach and merge with The Eternal Soul (God).
Atheists and Monotheists worldwide have joined hands together to criticize the concept of Hinduism. The chief reason for this criticism is that, unlike other religions, there is no founder of Hinduism; there are no written Laws, no set of codes and conducts, no prescriptions or proscriptions which are radical. Ironically the non fundamentalist nature of Hinduism is criticized which should be a matter great pride. Truth is, Hinduism is one of the most flexible and adaptable religion in this planet. As someone said, “Hinduism is a way of life, not a mere religion”. It means that one can choose whatever he/she wants., one can take any path he/she wants to tread and still can be a Hindu, even if it is different from majority. Compared to this flexibility, in case of monotheist religions particularly the Abrahamic religions, one can be termed as infidel to the religion even if he slightly deviates from the ‘prescribed’ beliefs of One God. In Hinduism, the flexibility is so high that one can be an Atheist and still be a Hindu. Very few know about the concept of ‘Samkhya Karika’, an old philosophical school in Hinduism, started by Sage Kapil. Samkhya recognizes that salvation is achieved when the Purush (Human) dissociates himself from the Prakruti (Nature) and the earthly affairs.
Let us now look into some of the many ways which can be chosen to attain Salvation
Bhakti (Devotion) – Dedicate yourself to God and the God will find you, which effectively means you will find God. Bhakti means complete devotion to God and establishing interconnection between the God and your innerself. So what exactly does God mean in Hinduism? As already explained above, God is simply the concept of Paramatma (Eternal Soul). There are more than 350 million Deities in various Hindu schools of philosophies combined together and one can devote self to any one of them. Critics inadvertently criticize this concept of Polytheism saying there is no Fixed God. They forget that this flexibility offers them millions of path (chosen as per self will) to reach God, than a fixed unique path prescribed and bonded with several sets of prescriptions and proscriptions.
Karm (Kerma/Duty) – Each individual has been assigned duty. If he performs his actions duly, morally and legitimately, he can attain Salvation, For God himself says “Perform your Kerma and don’t bother about the results”. You will get what you rightfully earn. To put things simpler, here goes an interesting story. Once Sage Deity ‘Naarad’ a bhakta (Devotee) of Lord Vishnu, asked him. “God, who do you think is your biggest devotee? I think it is me, because I chant your name every now and then”. God replied “Son, it is not you; it is a farmer who stays on Earth”. Interested in this farmer, Sage Narad, went to see him. He observed his actions and to his surprise, he found the farmer chanting God’s name just once in the morning, when he began his day. Astonished, he went to see God and asked him how come someone who took his name in prayer just once, was a bigger devotee than himself who prayed to God 24 hours a day. To this God gave him a simple test and asked him to take a cup fully brimming with oil and do 3 Parikramas (Circumbulation) of the earth. Sage Narad would be declared the biggest devotee if he successfully completes 3 revolutions of Earth without spilling a single jot of oil. Sage Narad took the test. With his heavenly powers, he travelled as fast as the Sun and completed the journey in 3 days. With his remarkable concentration in the job, he was successful and not even a tiny drop of Oil spilled. Happy he went to God to claim his title. Upon his arrival, God asked, “Son how many times you took my name when you were busy concentrating not so spill the oil”? Narad was astonished and realized that it was not merely praying to god or taking his names that mattered, one also had to responsibly carry out what has been assigned to him. The way of Kerma, which simply means “What goes around comes around”.
Dharm (Rightful Action) - Many people think Dharm is same as Religion. It is slightly different. Dharm means following the Rightful methods. It means performing Noble actions and having Noble thoughts. So you can reach the God by your Noble deeds. If you serve the needy, the poor, the destitute, it is same as serving God. If you take care of any creation of God Living or Non Living, you are directly taking care of God and hence it is no different than Serving God himself.
There are multiple other ways to attain Salvation. Right now we will limit ourselves to the 1st one, ‘Bhakti’ or Devotion. The 1st stage of Bhakti is worshipping God and the final stage is Spirituality. None of us have actually seen or met God (except for in imagination).  So in the initial stages you need some sort of representation which helps you to focus during your prayers. There are several detractors of the concept of Idol worship belonging to various faiths and/or philosophies. It is unfortunate that they criticize Idol worship without putting all the facts to the fore. Zakir Naik, the know Wahabi ideologist has been forthcoming in criticizing Idol worship and many other facets of Hinduism without putting things into a neutral perspective, if not Pro Hindu. There are always three sides of a description: Your side, My Side and the Correct Side. Mr Naik does not present atleast 2 of them when it comes to answering questions on matters related to Religion, especially Hinduism. There are far too many such detractors but we do handpick Naik because of two reasons. 1st, he is an Indian which is the Homeland of almost all the Hindus across the world and he is running a smear campaign against Hinduism. 2nd he is an Islamic supremacist with millions of followers and hence can influence a lot of Muslims towards the wrong direction. We would try to demystify a lot of myths being propagated against the Idol worship by the likes of Zakir.
Positives of Idol Worship
Focus & Concentration – You concentrate on an object (Image/Picture/Statue). While you pray all your energy is centred towards a point. The point where you can ‘see’ your God. You can easily articulate and direct your feelings towards it. You feel a sense of completion. This concentration and focus helps you to have a sense of satisfaction. It appears as if your mind is interacting with God.
Value System – The Hindu form of Idol worship asks you to respect and revere an object as if it is God. You try to see the image of God in almost everything Living or Non-living. You start respecting everyone. You start caring for things you wouldn’t care otherwise. You do a Naman (bow) to an unknown person, an idol and you believe it to be God. The famous line “Atithi Devo Bhava”, (Guest is God) finds its root from this value system wherein even a guest who is an unknown is respected. Everyone gets respect, a thing which is not seen in the modern day ‘liberal mindset’.  One bows before his elders and again this respect stems from the Idol form of worship. We show our gratefulness to parents, teachers, elders etc by bowing before them.
Care for Nature –Hindus also worship various forms of Nature such as Sun, Moon, Trees Rivers, and Mountains etc. Mockers and Jokers act like a stuck record and attack Hinduism by questioning, Hinduism preaching worship of Non-Living things. The fact is, it is this worship which makes us respect the various forms of Nature, a thing quite important these days. One can see the condition of River Yamuna, see how other Rivers are being treated, trees being cut ruthlessly. Ecologists and Environmentalists run several campaigns costing billions to create awareness of not polluting the River, Soil, animal, and forests. Imagine if people rightfully consider these rivers, mountains and trees as God and respect them would there be any pollution? A problem which is slowly and steadily killing millions and destroying the planet. Take the case of River Ganges. It feeds half a billion people and nurtures trillions of other life forms as if it is their mother. Does it not deserve the reverence of highest kind? Why should you have a problem with revering something which is sustaining so many Lives? Anything which sustains so many lives deserves reverence and of the highest kind.
Unfortunately Hinduism has been the target subject of lot of people and has been criticized unduly. I will now compare Hindu Idol worship to the worship of other religions and try to expose that not much is different. In fact a careful observation makes one realize that the Hindu form of Idol worship is quite flexible and not assertive.
Representation – We consider Idols as representation of God. Slowly and steadily the phase transforms into more of Spiritual phase when we start doing meditation and try to connect with God. As such the images and pictures of Gods/Deities are used by us to focus, Monotheistic religions, particularly Muslims and Christians too use similar techniques if not the same. In churches you can see crucifix with Jesus Christ. They also wear cross across their neck. Isn’t it same as representation in Idol worship? Many Christian homes have pictures of Jesus Christ. Muslims too have images of Holy Kaba in their homes. One can see the image of Mecca in most of the muslim households. Also when Muslims offer scheduled ‘Namaz’ (prayer), they do form some kind of image in their mind. Forming an image in mind and considering it a representation of God is not much different than worshiping and idol which is considered to be a representation of God. So in hindus the ultimate form of devotion is Spirituality. Once you realize knowledge you migrate to next level. In other religions the process remains the same: unchanged and unchangeable.
Timeliness – Muslims have scheduled times for praying (5 per day), whereas Hindus can choose whatever suits them, although mostly they worship in Morning /evening, it is not mandatory for them to worship every day. They can do as and when it suits them.
Flexibility – In Hinduism, you are free to worship any God anywhere. There is no prescription or proscription on how to pray. Each one can use his own methods to worship.
Assertiveness – Once an Idol is established, you do ‘Pran Pratishtha’ (invoke God). You believe that God has come and is residing in the idol you have kept. You give it utmost respect. When ‘Visarjan’ (Departure of God) day arrives, you submerge the idol in Waters. Compare this to other religions, Muslims or Christians would never submerge the idols/images they worship. In fact it would be considered blasphemous and one can get publically executed. In Hinduism even if you do not worship in the generally followed methods, no one will burn you alive.
Now we will try to counter some generic questions which detractors use to malign Idol worship and Hinduism.
Q) I believe in God, but I don’t think it is wise to bow before non living things such as Paper, wood, plastic etc. They are mere token symbols. Why shouldn’t we just pray to God in imaginary form?
A) As told repeatedly, idols are representatives and not actual Gods; hence you should revere and respect them. Many of us carry the photographs of our loved ones. Even they are non living things, then why do you carry them in your valets, preserve them in Albums? Same thing goes for trophies and medals, you win in sports and earn trophy, and you do well in your studies and earn a medal, why do you showcase them in your shelves? Even they are merely a token of appreciation of your good work. It is not the actual good work done by you, but just a representation of your work or your feelings. Same way idols are representation of God. They remind you that there is a Supreme power existent in this universe which is the Almighty omniscient and omnipotent. These representations at times help you gain hope at troublesome hard times.
Q) I am a modern and liberal youth of 21st century. I do not believe in Gods, Deities etc. I believe in Science. Shouldn’t I stamp these wooden and plastic dolls beneath my feet?
A) Atheism is very well acceptable in Hinduism. You won’t be termed as Infidel or a sworn enemy of Hinduism; such is the flexibility of Hinduism. Unfortunately the believers cannot prove to you the existence of God, but you also cannot prove the non existence of God to the believers either. Science is a good thing and has change the Lives of many by removing Superstition, but there are far too many questions left unanswered. Everything cannot have a scientific explanation. Do not be superstitious, but do not be ignorant either. It is not as simple as you think. If you can’t think of it as a fact, think of it as someone’s opinion that God exists. A true liberal respects others’ opinions. A liberal person would not begrudge someone’s cultural freedom to worship any God in which he/she believes in. Remember it is not a Binary world that you have to take an extreme stand. You can be an Atheist and still respect others thoughts about worshipping. You don’t need to stamp the images or destroy temples to prove your atheism.
Q) Zakir says that if you are in trouble, you would be confused as to which God to call for help and you might get killed. My friend John concurs him. Do you think I should not believe in more than 1 God?
A) NO! If you do believe in God and/or worship him to avoid death or troubles, you are doing it for the wrong reasons. First of all death is an inevitable truth in Life. Anyone who has been born will die. It is a process. Some die earlier than others, but everyone and everything dies. As per Hinduism only the Soul is immortal, not the body. And also Life is full of ups and downs, it is not monotonous, you will have troubles while you live. Troubles of different kinds! If you pray to attain immortality, it won’t happen. Secondly it is not that if you believe in only one God, He will come at every call of yours to drive you out of trouble. Those who are monotheists also fall in trouble and die. Have you not heard of any muslim or Christian meeting an unfortunate accident? Do muslims or Christians not die? Are they immortal? How many natural calamities have hit countries like Iran, Indonesia and USA? You do pray/worship for Salvation not so that God will appear every now and then
Q)People say that we have multiple books, multiple ideologies. It is a confused and chaotic state of affairs. How do I know what to follow?
A) I do not consider it as chaotic. I consider it as flexible. You are not bound by any book or any person. You can choose what you want to follow. You are only suggested to work on a value system. There is no prescription or proscription here. Modern world democracies have understood the ‘Right to freedom of Cultural expression’ in the last 2 centuries; Hinduism has this since time unknown. So don’t be confused, pick whatever you like and begin your journey
Q) Westerners are the masters of Modern Science. We owe so much to them and their scientific inventions; shouldn’t we follow them and their religion?
A) You will be surprised to see that not many scientists are Atheists. Many of them do pray to God. They might have made our lives better by their inventions and we should be grateful to them, but if you scan History, you will see that our contribution to the world is no less either. When we started to use metals for pottery and craft, Europeans were still in Caves, Roman Empire was yet to be born, America was an unknown land and Asians were still in their dark ages. The phenomenon today is ‘westernization of East and easternization of West’. Lots of westerners have realized the importance of Spiritual Hinduism and are practicing it. Yoga has now become famous in India, only after the west endorsed it. India’s/Hinduism’s contribution to the world is unparalleled. So do not have any inferiority complex. You do not need the endorsement of a White Caucasian male to realize that your religion is good.
Q) I am curious to know what Paramatma looks like, is he male or female. How do I know?
A) It is not at all important. Paramatma is eternal. You can imagine him to be whatever you like. It is all in your beliefs.
Q) If I am a true devotee and worship God daily does that give me the license to do other bad activities and can I mistreat others?
A) Servicing God’s creation Living or Non-living is same as servicing the God. In the same way, disservice to God’s creation is disservice to God Himself. So even if you worship God, it does not mean that you can do other things which are wrong. Worship God and do your duties. Do not worship him out of fear. The methods of attaining salvation are not mutually exclusive. It is not that you have to choose strictly one method while be opposed to other methods.
Q) Don’t you endorse superstition by saying that Idol worship is justified?
A) No. Superstition is a bad thing and should not be followed. Many people fall prey to it. Remember there are two types of events in this world; one which is controllable and the other uncontrollable. You can alter the results of the first but not the second. It is not in your hands and never will be, come what may. Best thing is to have faith in God and not be superstitious. You are advised to rightfully do your duty and do not bother about the results.
Q) Are all the religions same?
A) No, they aren’t. If all religions were same, there wouldn’t be different religions in the first place. However all religions lead to God. It is the path which is different, so all the religions should be respected. Two religions are not one and the same; foundation, ideologies, practices differ. You are free to choose whichever path suits you best. If you feel that you want to travel a path and reach God which offers you flexibility, Hinduism is the answer. If you do not want to use much of the brain given to by God and would rather want to follow a prescribed set of norms, you can choose other religions. But all religions would lead to God if followed in right spirit
There are many other questions which detractors use to criticize Hinduism and Idol worship. But I hope most of them have been covered. In our efforts to share knowledge we would continue to share knowledge with you so that Crooks and Conmen do not damage your faith and value system.
An ideal worship is what you feel the best way to pray to God and connect with him. It does not matter what other say. It is just the faith you have that connects you to God. So if you practice Idol worship and feel that this is what will connect you to God, practice it with pride and without hesitation.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Maestro irreplaceable

Jack of all trades Master of none. But we have masters in every fields. Currently I would emphasis on 2 areas which are close to me in terms of time allotment. These 2 are used by me extensively for my entertainment. Cricket & Movies (mostly Hindi).

To begin with cricket. Being an Indian cricket runs through my blood. I am not a very good player, tried my hands but soon discovered that i was not even a jack.
Well this did not prevent me from being an ardent fan of Master Blaster. I as a child admired him a lot and still do it. For he was the one who not only revolutionized cricket but was a big reason for strengthening Indian Economy.

Sachin Tendulkar has been undisputedly called as a great batsman. But people raise fingers while comparing him with other greats.

Well to start with His records are more than enough to prove anything. He may not have as many double hundreds as Lara or Bradman but the former has close to 200 international wickets which more than compensate. He may not have scored as many centuries in this decade as Ponting but he has made them against quality bowling attacks like Australia, Sri Lanka, South Africa and England in much lesser number of matches. He may not have saved as matches as Rahul dravid or Jacques Kallis but won more than them. To compile in one dayers India have won 33 matches out of 45 in which he scored a century and remained lone warrior in the remaining 12. I am yet to hear of another batsman who has even 33 hundreds to his name.

If ODI was not enough he has performed for the last 20 years in tests as well. Those who think he is not a match winner. He scored 10 centuries against aussies and India won 7 of them(Dravid has 2 and Laxman 4 winning 100s). He played role in winning many other matches oversees as well as in India. Who can forget his 5 wicket haul against pakistan in kochi, when the looked invincible or his 2 wickets against australia in the historic Eden Gardens and Adielade tests(which were won by the batting display of laxman-dravid) or his unbeaten 194 against Pak in Multan, his twin strike against his same favorite aussies in 2008 which led to India's 1st ODI series victory in their own backyard. Name any famous win and he is there. Any player cannot be compared to him, be it agressive skipper ponting or the calm dravid. The gap between Sachin Tendulkar and and other greats is just widening. Sachin pited against other greats of different eras. I have not seen them batting. But everyone knows no other era had the likes of bowling greats like Akram, Macgrath, Waqar, Warne, Murli, Vettori Donald, Pollock, Vaas, Walsh, ambrose. Sachin had tasted success against all of them, and the battle was not totally 1 sided. Still no one else had such success against all of these bowlers at the same time.

Coming to how he strengthened Indian economy. His innings in early 90s where revolutionary. He redefined cricket. He did the same thing what Sehwag is doing now. Strike rate of mid 80s was too much considering those eras. He used to score at will and changed the average pace of the game. Due to him cricket popularity reached a new high in India. Subsequently sports broadcaster like ESPN and STAR entered the Indian markets. Coupled with economic liberalization the MNCs saw a star endorser in him and he had a contract of 100 crore with worldtel in 90s. Currently all cricket and movie stars are earning millions due to endorsement, due to a man called Sachin. Various MNCs made foray into Indian markets and job opportunities rose. Thus a little man was responsible for revolutionizing not jus cricket but whole Indian economy.

What sets Him apart is not his cricketing talent but his nature. He is so humble, never bothered about being a celebrity. Saying "mumbai is for indians". Getting out in 90, and happy if india wins and he misses ton. Guiding youngsters and respecting other players.
He is irreplacable. If i can use apt words he truly is "God of Cricket"

Monday, January 11, 2010

Journey to IIM 4

if 9th jan is good 10th april is better finally the result came. I converted iim C,K; C was my dream institute (not A anymore :x). Actually discovered that C was much better institute (i have my own sweet reasons)
also i think destiny did not play dirty wen it snatched A from me but it had a new role, a challenge for me
to fight against established beliefs, stereotyping , why is one institute considered best i am here to break another established belief , that IIM A is best and IIM C comes 2nd. Its just a hype created.
IIM C here i come
I was going to be part of finance powerhouse


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I know my story of journey to IIM was very long but didn't want to miss any thing as i consider it as my comeback. I want to make a statement
to those who think people from grade c or grade d college are worthless
to those who think you can do well in future if n only if you have done well in past
to those who think life doesn't give chance everytime

People may say my dreams have been accomplished, I would say they have just begun

SUYASH BHARADWAJ
INDIAN INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT , CALCUTTA
CLASS OF 2011

Journey to IIMC finished and a new journey of life begins

Journey to IIM 3

MockCats
my 1st mockcat gave me 84%ile
I was happy bcause this was without preparation next 10 tests there were fluctuations high 80s n mid 90s
All this time i was aspiring for IIM A but i knew with my %ile dream was just a dream not a reality
The harder i tried the worse it got(the frustration). In all these tests i workd for strategy what to do
time allotment n similar stuffs. All these time i thought if i get SIBM i would be the happiest man on earth
On the second i always thought its only IIM that too IIM A

OCTOBER HEAT

With arnd 1 month to go my simcat results showed no signs of getting near IIM cutoffs, i managed 95-98 in the last 5 tests i thought i could clear atleast 2 out of 3 sectional cutoffs the ones which i attempted 1st
this was the case in my last 5-6 simcats
Then came the shocker, our 7ths semester exams were scheduled as: 10th , 11 , 12 , 14 , 18 , 22 November and CAT on 16th November. This was another challange to face
Actually my collge life was not too inspiring lots of demoralising events , people ready to pounce on ur slightest mistake, sarcasm high on sky, even there was a general feeling from our college no one could get an iim call.

The 'C day' NOVEMBER 16th Regular semester papers had taken me out of practise
I was worried but counted on my simcat journey where i learned a new thing every simcat so just brushed up all the formulae of maths, was confident that i would clear 2 sectional cutoffs, was worried about 3rd or the last section i attempted didn't know what to do. Anyways 1 more thing which i got was , cat center was 35 kms from my resident but if God creates problems he creates solutions as well just a matter of finding them out. I found my solution a friend had his center there as well, he owned a car so we went like we were off to a picnic. I thought just keep your nerves kool, kool and kool. This was my 1st attempt for CAT
for the 2.5 hrs i kept myself involved never thought that i was taking an exam
attempted 54 qns
QA 15
DI 17
VA 22
as per various solutions i expected a score of 141-156
expected 0-7 iim calls
as i expected
55 in qa
53 in di
33-48 in va
va would be the decider

8th January 2009 My heart was pumping like a generator, didn't know what would be the fate. I expected 99+ but was not sure of iim calls

R DAY
results came on 9th server was down so got my result through sms got 161 (99.83%ile)
more than expected why was GOD so merciful he gave 5 marks extra that means i was in top 350 of a test which had 2.5 lacs takers that was amazing for me based on last year criteria i was sure i would get calls from IIM A,C,L,I,K. Although not 6 i was happy that i got call from my dream IIM A
TWIST n TURN
There is someone who has been playing with me since i have opened my eyes
lets call HIM destiny. I checked ma result in the evening I saw there was NO 'A' call. I was highly pissed off

Was getting 99.83 not enough for that stereotypical IIMA
with
qa 99.5 (55)
di 99.71 (53)
va 96.43(53)
by that time
most of the people were informed about my 5 iim calls but actually there were 4 the bitter truth was hard to digest. I was penalised for something which i did 5 years back
so is 1 mistake too costly?

GD/PI
NOT SO EASY
Then came the stressful gd/pi preparation. I thought it would be a cakewalk with my high percentile
surely i would manage atleast 2 convert with my 99.5 in qa i was confident of a 'C' convert but then i came to know about horrible stories of 6 calls , 0 converts 100%ile no iim converts and all. I got restless no work x for me, asked several people what to do. They said prepare hard
but what to prepare??????????
everything
how come is that possible?????
oh nothing to prepare just prepare about yourself
what is that??????/
your hobbies
your interest
your grad subjects
why mba?
all of these I had to prepare in 40 days. I thought i had no chance now as i had not taken my academics seriously during my graduation partly due to my college and partly because i thought what has mba got to do with engineering? but i was wrong and by the time i realised it was too late. how much could i do in 40 days 4 years engineering syllabus, current affairs, why mba, pi, lots of travelling, college projects and many more plus my college background and me being a fresher was giving me sleepless night. Suddenly i realised i had certification in NCFM so thought this might be of any help. I just kept my kool
didn't study too much of academics in that period (ps: not recommended for others)

9th march was my IIM C gd/pi the biggest of all and the experience goes like this

Gd
topic : year 2025, no. of ppl : 11, time to think : 2 min, time to discuss : 10 min, monologue for each 1 min
My performance: chipped in with 3 points at starting phases but cudn't speak much aftwards cus evry1 wannted to speak witin dat 10 mins
monologue : summarisd da whole gd

pi 3 professors the same of gd panel and i was da last one 2 be interviewed


p1 : u had to wait so long , more dan 6 hours , how are u feeling
m : perfectly fine

p1 comfortble?
m : yes

p2: so what did the other interviewees tols u bout the process
m : They said people are asked on there acads or work x depending upon there profile

p3: What shud i ask u, acads?
m: m not da 1 to decide that

p2: Can i have a look @ ur certificates?
m : why not have it

p3 : 1 wont ask acads
m : I felt joyous

p3 : tell about ur family
m: told

p3: so hws ur dad's business going on
m : told

p3 : so u advice ur father in stocks :crazyeye:
m : not advice but give my opinion sometimes

p3: do u invest?
m : not an earner :)

p3: if u wud earn wud u invest
m: diversification concept bla bla

p3: tell me bout mutual funds
m : told

p3: types
m companies name?????

p3: no types
m : pata nahi

p3: There method
m : told

p3 : No. of shares they invest
m : no idea

p3: Which sector wud u suggest me 2 invest?
m : depends u want short term or long term investment?

p3 : what??? do ppl invest for shortterm????????
m : yes its like .........said

p3: ok u consider me n think time for long term n suggest
m: 2 yrs. talked bout power sector, fmcg , pharma

p3: wy power
m : said

p3: but ge is american firm wat bout indians say rel power?
m: unko bhi fayda hoga :). rpl has bagged 3 mpp in india including the 1 in jharkhand n bla bla bla
p3 : looks convinced

p2 : ok u r frm jharkhand
m: yap

p2 : currently wat is jharkhand famous for
m : no reply for 2 seconds. Dhoni
(everyone smiles)

p2 : u look like him
m : i dnt think so (smiles everywr)

p2 : i think but its my opinion.
aneways is he a gud leader
m: yes sir

p2: how? give me five reasons
m : most ppl look results he is giving results india has started winning more...... (cut cut cut)

p2: tell me 5 points wich show his managerial skills or wich can b used by managers
m: limited resources but gud result

p2: next
m: individual perfo n inspire others

p2: kaise ?? u r ceo v r hr , fin n op heads can u do all 3 works n inspire all of us separatly???
m: but i can do the fns of ceo like dhoni can wicketkeep n bat well and inspire da bowlers wit his performance

p3 : next
m : handling of players

p4: how
m : told
4th piont said
was about to say 5th

p2: dat is enof
u seem to b fond of cricket

m : wo to hai

p2: so tell me how will u compare top batsman of different era say vishwanath to ponting?
m : that's difficlt but compare dere average score against top 10 bowlers of dat era

p2: suppose i hav 200 , 0,0,0 n dis sir has 50.50,50,50 avg wud be same so bothr ranked same?????
m: no its like (fumbles n fumbles)

p1: u have gud statistic knowledge
tell me how
m : (think think)

p2: theere is a word in maths u can use dat
p1: also in english
m: consistency

p1: what's the mathamatical term?
m: mode

p1: define it
m : told

p2: wat bout standard deviation
M; yaad nahi sir but nnearness to mean ????

p2 : its deviation from mean

p3: ur marks has decreased frm 1st yr to 2nd n den to 3rd
m: ineed a long time time to xplain 3-4 min

p3: go ahead
m: told

p2 : good
p1: thats very good
p3: that means u will get giood marks in final sem
m: yes

p2: ur %ile in cat is gud? u worked hard?
m: yes sir

p2: u need to work harder in iim
m: i will do sir i m confident

p1: oder calls
m: L,I,K

p1 : gud
p2: ok u can leave but be ready to work harder in future
m: certainly sir

p3: any qns?
m: no sir thank you

it couldn't have gone better

10th was K

gd
topic: case study based on mahatma gandhi articles' acquistion
shud govt spend da money in sm oder purposes
time 2 think : 5 min
discuss: 15 min:
no of ppl: 10

i gave 8-10 useful pts in da gd n participated well unlike iimc

pi
p1 lady prof looked like an hr to me
p2 : an old gentleman looked like rabindranath tagore
m: my self

p1: tell us bout urself
m: told
p1: u r frm jharkhand?
m: yes (lagta hai saare interviewers ko jharkhand pasand hai :D)
p1: hws da situation like whos da cm?
m: no cm right now prez rule
p2: so wich is gud cn rule or prez rule
m: prez rule
p2: why?
m: told
p1: but u r also frm jharkhand so u must b corrupt
m: m talkin bout political system
p1: ppl make political system
m: 30% tribal population , lack f awareness , caste prejuduice , xploitation ..................
p1: agriculture is main source
m: yes
p1: wich crops
m: cauliflower n few vegetables.. actually mineral is da main resources
dhanbad is coal capital f india , abundant mica in hazaribagh bla bla.......
p1: so wy no developement if so much resources
m: :crazyeye:corruption(pahle to btaya tha)

p2: wat s da diff b/w stock n share
m: both r same
p2: r u sure?
m : yap
p2: so shareholder n stockholder r same as per u?
m: (kyun confuse kar rahe ho) no sir
p2: wat s interpolation n exterpolation?
m: pata nahi:sad:
p2: wats risk management?
m: told wit fumbles
p2: wats hedging fund?
m: told
p2: r u sure?
m: yes

p1: u had creativity n innovation in 1st sem wass da difference b/w da 2?
m: told
p1: so if i cm up wit a vague idea its creativity?
m: silent:sad:
p1: wat else u learned in da subject? u got gud grade in dis subject
m: lateral thinking, sm 5-6 hats given by(dnt kno)
p1: it was given by ......(still cudnt recollect) n dere were 6 hats
so xplain each f dem
m: dnt remember mam studied 3.5 yrs back

p2: wass 1+2?
m: 3

p2: wen did u study it?
m : nursery
p2: hw many years?
m : 18
p2: so hw u remember dat?
m: wo interest le k padha tha . creativity i studied as xam point of view

p1:
p2: (both look unconvinced)

m: i will study harder for next 3 mnths n cover up watever i hav left
p1: no dats nt enof u need to work hard in ur whole management course
m: i will work hard for whole of my life (i made a promise to myself dat i will do dis)

p2: u can leave
m: thank u mam thank u sir

p2: n smile more
m: smiles, thank u sir

it was OK

12th I

gd
topic : case study based on school caretaker who wants impriovements facilities vs the unwilling management
essay : 30 mins to read_+ write
gd : 20 mins
i came wit 6-7 points

pi
p1 arnd 32-35
p2 arnd 32-35 yrs of age
m: myself

p1: tell me boout urself
m: told
p1: u didnt speak much in gd
m: i gave few points :crazyeye:(6-7 points kam lage aapko?)
p2: so ur frm jharkhand
m: yes (xpected dis qn as usual)
p2: wat r da minerals wich make jharkhand famous
m: mica uranium iron ore , coal ............bahut kuchh hai sir
p2: diff b/w gsm n cdma
m: i took radar as my elective mobile comm nahi liya
p2: wats moore's law
m: yaad nahi

p2: wat did u study in engg?
m: told a few subjects names
p2: wat is and gate, at least You know this or not?
m: told :)
p2: wat is microprocessor?
m: told
p2: wat is diff b/w 8085 n 80 86
m: told
p2: significance of the number?
m: dnt kno
p2: u got 86 % in btech den wy dnt u kno much?
m: kahani suna di
p1: wat is a derivative?
m: said
p1: hw is nva calculated?
m: bas full form pata hai net value assets
p1: diff b/w forward n future?
m: said
p2: diff biw creativity n innovation
m: said
p2: cross:
m: struggle
p1: hw is pe ratio determined?
m: pata nahi
p1: hw is derivatives dangerous?
m: said
p1 : wat is nanotechnology?
m: said
p1? wat is biotech?
m: said
p1: give an xample?
m: gave
p1: can u name a few biotech firms in india?
m: biocon
p1: whos da ceo?
m: KMS
p1: any product or vaccin dey launched?
m: dnt kno
p1: u wanna ask smthing
p2: no
p1: ok u can go
m: thank u sirs

L was on 25th
which was like a rapid fire round

gd
topic: money is a gud servant bt a bad master
wat (writen ability test): thik thak likh dia
gd gave 3 gud points(isse zyada the he nai)
n as usual ppl talked bout recession n satyam
due to shortage of points ppl talked bout mallya ambani for 10 mins

pi
9th person to b interviewed
p1: arnd50
p2: arnd 30
m: myself

p1: tell me about urself
m: 10th , 12th , collge .........(cut cut cut)
p1: about ur colleeg?
m: mgr estbd in 1988 and........(cut cut)
p1: how come jharkhand to chennai

m: aieee se its ......(cut)

p1: tell me about subhas chandra bose
m: freedom fighter estbld 1 army
p2: tell the name
m::O aazad hind fauj (netaji kahan se aagye interview me)

p1: whats 26th jan importance
m: india bcam republic
p1: whats republic?
m: they got constitution ........(cut)
p1: pahle nai tha?
m : i mean dey got indian constitution
p1: whats republi8c?
m: ppl elect there own leaders..(cut)
p1: u belong to jharklhand n don know jharkhand was oldest republic of world n u dont know shame on u
m:I am proud to b from there
p1: u shud b
p1: wats inflation?
m: rise in wholesale price index.(cut)
p2: was dat ?
m: price of >>(cut)
p2: xplain again
m :O (abi pura kahan kia) tried to xplain bout cpi n wpi but as usual ...(cut)
p2: o i didnt kno dat
p2: look sir he has bcfm certificatyes
p1: o dats interesting finanace
p2: wats bse
m: said quickly
p2: watss sensex?
m: said
p2: i didn understand
m: tried ma best to xplain but ....(cut)
p2: wats derivative
m: told
p2: diff b/w future n forward
m: said
p2: call n put options?
m: trying 2 recollect
p2: ok u may leave now

m: thank u
didn't have much hopes with I
but was sure of 3 converts